Star Wars was a lovely program despite its overtones of Pagan orgies. Luke Skywalker was probably a fine Catholic lad if it hadn't been for that horrid Han Solo. However, now the science-fiction world has gone too far.
Pictured here is one of the Satanic Stormtroopers of Warhammer 40,000.
These horrible role playing Heathens can simply never seem to remain happy with that hideous Dungeons & Dragons corrupting the minds of so many teenagers throughout the English speaking world. We are instead presented with something even worse: a game based on worshipping Old Nick set so far in the future the rapture has already left the sinners to fornicate and perish on the Earth.
Idolaters the world over are singing the praise of this evil, evil set of warrior incantations to murder kittens to. Hasbro and Mattel... those days are long gone, and instead with have a new generation of corrupted minds painting their idols and using them in strategy to aid Satan in battle whence he returneth to the world to do God's bidding! Beware!!
In other hapless Xtian news: ex-Pope Benedict to anoint sinful whores in his own holy, holy spunk... I think that was about the smartest thing I've said this entire post, I reckon.